Special Torture (or how to grin and bear it)

A Singular Bike Ride

August 16, 2012 / by admin

I’ve read about this strange ritual before, but today was a first for me.  I peddled 40 odd blocks across town with a small container of my partner’s seminal fluid tucked betwixt my boobs.  Why would I do this, you may ask. For science of course! Where where you going, might be your next question. The new doctor is at 8th and Pine, you see.  And as for the sensitive stowing of this precious parcel? The ambient outdoor temperate was too cool at 7:30am and one needs to keep the specimen as close to body temperature as possible. Obviously.



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